Live Texting House Hunters Davidson (a guest post by Jordie)

The other day I was flipping t.v. channels when I heard this couple saying they were moving to the “Charlotte suburb of Davidson, NC.” I accidentally threw the remote at the floor in an overzealous attempt to halt my autopilot-like channel surfing. Batteries went everywhere. The show was House Hunters, where couples complain their way through homes saying “Oh wow!” as they enter every single room of every single domicile. Apparently no one in this country respects a good budget anymore.

Anyway, I decided to live-text what was happening to some fellow Davidson College grads. Below is the transcript:

“There’s a House Hunters on in Davidson.”

“The couple likes the ‘downtown area.’ Downtown. Sheesh.”

“I don’t recognize anything.”

“They don’t mention the college at all.”

“I think they might be in the Beatty St. area. The wife hates everything.”

“They just got shakes at the Soda Shop. Chocolate from the looks of it.”

“I think I just saw the registrar.”

“This next house is ‘4 miles from the center of town.’ IN WHAT DIRECTION!!!???”

“They hate how close the houses are but love the new construction.”

“He works in Charlotte and commutes. WHERE IS THIS?!”

“There was a commercial for Michigan. Just Michigan.”

“Bonus room!”

“They chose house number one. The wife hates it.”

“Overall it went well.”

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2 responses to “Live Texting House Hunters Davidson (a guest post by Jordie)

  1. I enjoyed this recap, not having seen the original airing. Anyone who is living in Davidson and commuting to Charlotte is going to have a horrible life with a partner who hates everything, so this seems pretty accurate,

  2. I think Jen has made peace with the house. They were on ‘House Hunters Where Are They Now’ awhile back. Odd because most people on show had done major renovations, Jen and Levi had only done cosmetic updates. Nonetheless Jen was loves the house she once hated.

    I suggest she get an agent, she belongs in Hollywood. She is beautiful.

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