Sometime in mid-2011, Liz, AM, and I discovered we were all equally obsessed with The Hunger Games. Since then, we’ve exchanged hundreds, if not thousands, of emails, arguing over who should be cast as Finnick, complaining about the inadequacy of The Cave Scene in the first movie, writing fanfiction about how The Cave Scene should have actually played out (in brief: LESS TALK, MORE ACTION), and (like the rest of America) fervently wishing Jennifer Lawrence were our real-life best friend.
In today’s email chain about this fantastic interview (J LAW! LOVE THE HAIRCUT. LOOKING GOOD, GIRL), I came up with a brilliant idea.
I immediately started brainstorming some ideas, which I have copied below.
J Laying Down The Law — she could be a judge! or give people reality checks!
Jennifer’s Furs/JenniFur — PLAYING WITH PETS, TALKING TO PETOWNERS, WEARING MINK COATS
Hell Nah with J Law — her catchphrase would be “hell nah!” I guess she’d say no to things a lot?
Blintz, Mints, and Jennifer Lawrence — a cooking and confectionery show, I guess
Chauffeur? No! It’s… JENNIFER! — this could be like cash cab, but instead jennifer lawrence is a limo driver taking people to the airport. she rolls down the window — BOOM IT’S JENNIFER EVERYONE’S SURPRISED then they get a free ride and she gets a plane ticket somewhere cool and takes me with her
Pardonnez-Moi, Monsieur; Je M’Appelle Jennifer — wherein jlaw tries to learn french, hijinx ensue
If any of y’all happen to know any TV producers, please let them know I’m available to discuss any of these terrific ideas further.