My desire for fame is not a secret. Nor is my vanity. It was while I was going through iPhoto and looking at pictures of myself that I discovered a striking similarity between myself and a celebrity from yesteryear. I wish I could say that Marilyn Monroe or Bette Davis is the celebrity to which I refer.
No, as it turns out, I instead resemble Marty Feldman, or “Igor.”
This really explains everything.