A Brief Anecdote About Peanut Butter (a post by Lee)

I used to, in one 10-minute sitting, be able to eat an entire jar of this peanut butter:

Needed: Cholesterol Check

Dark Chocolate Nightmare

My mom had to start HIDING THE JARS. Then I found them (cupboard in the laundry room — the usual hiding space) and would SNEAK BITES. And then she discovered that I found out, and threw out all the jars.

I was 20 years old.

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2 responses to “A Brief Anecdote About Peanut Butter (a post by Lee)

  1. Sad day for mom. Not only do you make me look bad, but worst of all, you gave the world my secret hiding spot. Time to survey the real estate again…

  2. I will never forget your deep sadness when airport security made you toss a brand new jar of Dark Chocolate Dreams because it was “a liquid,” and you seriously considered eating the entire thing on the spot.

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